Scary???? You Bet

Paul Sveen's Comedy Class Students

I deal with the paranormal almost everyday and I don’t think of it as a scary thing like most people do. However, I did venture into something really scary in the last month and a half – stand-up comedy. Yes. I blame my inactivity on this blog on stand-up. It’s very different going on stage and talking about strange and true things that have happened to you that are funny, rather than talking about paranormal experiences. It’s fun and exhilarating.

Also the parade season has started here in Alberta. My husband and I and our hearses and friends have been in 3 parades so far.  Parades are not scary; we might look scary. We are representing The Paranormal Explorers, dEdmonton, and the Edmonton Bonewagon Association.

Stand-up comedy can definitely be something out of your comfort level. I am hoping to incorporate my paranormal experiences into some comedy sets. I am not sure how, but I’m going to try. Unfortunately, I have not had the time to contact people who need our help, so I apologise to everyone who has written or phoned.

Here is a short documentary that was made of the stand-up comedy class I was in. I am the one talking about women peeing. Scary-Funny???

http://www.albertaprimetime.com/Stories.aspx?pd=1189&FlashVars=Video/AA_062810.flv

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We All Got the Mojo

Let me explain how people see, hear or feel spirits. EVERYONE is PSYCHIC. Really, no kidding around. It’s from our caveman days. It’s our intuition, what kept us alive with all the dangers that were out there. We all have the capabilities to experience paranormal activity. But not everyone wants to and with some people they have their 6th sense blocked or closed off from day one. That’s okay.

I have found that very adamant skeptics are usually ones who will not go into a dark basement or a dark area that is supposed to be haunted. Are they scared of the dark? No. They are scared of the unknown. It’s a natural human reaction.

I have tried to get people who said they didn’t believe in ghosts to come with me into some creepy buildings or rooms and for some reason they say “I don’t need to go in there, nothing is going to happen anyway”. When I press them to go into to prove to them there are spirits inside, they have stated flat-out: “I don’t want to”.

There have been a couple of times when I played an especially creepy EVP (electronic voice phenomena) recordings to people who laughingly said, “Okay, let’s hear the ghost”. When you listen to something that’s not a physical being talk, scream or growl, you know that it’s not a live human. This one fellow’s face turned from a patient humoring one into someone who just saw Godzilla go by.  He said: “I don’t want to hear any more!!”. You know he’s not going to be talking to ghosts any time soon.

Here is a breakdown of how we receive the spirit energies:

1. CLAIRVOYANCE is when a person sees the spirit or knows who or what it is. Clairvoyance is the ability to see beyond the 5 senses like past or future events, spirits and other supernatural happenings. There are 2 ways a person has clairvoyance:

Objective clairvoyance is when a person is capable of literally seeing spirit entities that are unseen by others with their physical eyes. This is very uncommon.

Subjective clairvoyance is when a person sees entities, images, symbols and words in their mind. It can be a very quick and instantaneous impression.  It may occur with the eyes open or closed. It can come spontaneously or can be achieved through meditation. This is the predominant clairvoyance that people have.
2. CLAIRAUDIENCE is when the person hears the spirit speak. Sometimes it’s heard inside the head; sometimes it’s spoken aloud to them.
3. CLAIRSENTIENCE is when the medium senses the presence, thoughts and feelings of the spirit.

I’m sure smelling the spirits should come under its own category, but I’m not sure what that would be called. Because if you smell sulphurous farts or lavender perfume and you are the only one in the house, either your meal didn’t go very good with you or someone unseen just dropped in to test your sensory skills.

You Can’t See Them But We All Have Them

Image: Simon Howden / FreeDigitalPhotos.net

I received a phone call today from a woman whose house I had previously cleared of earthbound spirits. She was excited about a video she had. The video depicts lots of spirit orbs flying around in her house. She wanted me to come over to her house to see the video stating “you’re not going to believe what you see”.

I appreciated the fact that she wanted me to see the video and that there was a lot of spirit activity on it. The thing that this lady and many others don’t realise is that The Paranormal Explorers (my husband Ben and I) have 20+ videos with incredible spirit activity on them. The fact is in everyone’s home there is always a spirit or two drifting in and out of it.
In my own house we have set up the infrared video system and have Grand Central Station in the living room. Lots and lots of spirit orbs flying around. Nothing scary, just part of what the universe is about. If we could see what is actually around us in the metaphysical way, it would probably assault our mental faculties to the point where we would go crazy. This does not mean my house or other places are haunted. It just means lifestyle, psychic energies, and other factors attract free spirits to pop in and take a peek at what you’re doing.
Most of the time, I can see little wisps of things flying by while I sit in the living room watching TV. I have never had any negative spirits in my house, never anything scary happen. Just the usual spirit imitating my husband’s voice calling me, TV turning on and off, noises like items crashing down, things going missing and then reappearing or never appearing at all.
I try to explain to the people to whose place I go to investigate that there isn’t anything to be afraid of. When we set up the infrared video, the majority of the homes have spirit activity appear immediately on camera. When the homeowners view this, most seem to have a spiritual epiphany or awakening. It’s gratifying to see. Lots of “oooooos” and “ahhhhhhs” and excited “oh, look at that one” and “oh my god that’s incredible”. It allays their fears and creates understanding of the ‘unknown’.
And some of these spirits like being on camera. Cheeeeeeese.

Excuse Me, You Have a Boa Constrictor In Your Vent

 

Ben and I went to a townhouse in December of 2009 where 2 young women lived. They were experiencing objects falling into the shower while they were in it. Like someone was pushing the shampoo and soap in to the bathtub. The garbage can in the kitchen fell over by itself; sounds of some type of furniture being dragged across the floor upstairs; electricity crackling sounds, and “something” ate a piece out of a roast of chicken one night.

A lot of times people will tell us they can hear a crackling sound like electricity running. Almost like unbridled spirit energy. The women knew something was upstairs and that they were being watched all the time. Whatever was up there, they wanted it gone.

I went upstairs where the bathroom and bedrooms were. A young male spirit appeared, very nervous, about 16-17 years old. He said his name was Robert and he was dressed in farm work clothes that looked like they were from the 1920’s. He told me “My ma would take the switch to me if she knew what I’d been doing.” He was referring to watching the ladies in the bathroom, and in their bedrooms. He had never had a girlfriend or any experience seeing women naked. So he was enjoying himself immensely! I was picking up that he had caught a bad strain of the flu and died from it.

He was the one pushing items into the bathtub. I assumed he also had knocked over the garbage can and taken a piece of chicken. He told me he did not do those things. Okay, so now I’m wondering if there is another spirit I haven’t picked up on yet.

  I told him he needed to go into the light and be with his family, explaining they won’t be angry at you for doing those things. He smiled and walked off into the light.

I stayed sitting on the rug in the hallway and picked up energy signals from a bedroom in front of me that was dark and empty of furniture. Just then, a picture emerged of a 10 foot boa constrictor that was on the floor of the darkened bedroom. I realised that this creature was probably the one that knocked over the garbage can and took a chunk out of the roast chicken. Communications of course were very limited with the snake and I asked for help to get it into the light. An ethereal being came out and carried the boa constrictor into the light. Really an amazing sight.

I went downstairs to tell the women what I found in their townhouse but before I told them, I asked if they had ever heard anything slithering through their vent system. They looked at each other with a surprised expression and said they had heard noises in the vents at odd times when it wasn’t the heat. I told them about the young man and the snake and said the snake was probably all over the townhouse but they would never have seen it. The dragging noise upstairs was probably from the snake too, bumping into furniture and moving it around.  Thankfully they were both gone so there was nothing to be afraid of.

I don’t know where the boa constrictor ever came from; maybe someone in the neighbourhood had one in the past. Or maybe at one time it had lived in that very townhouse. Who can know for sure? That was my first ghost snake. What next? A dinosaur would be interesting. Hmm.

The Freaky Penhold Poltergeists

January 28th, 2009   
Penhold, Alberta

We were doing an investigation in a house in Penhold where a couple and their 7 month old baby were experiencing some paranormal activity. They had been in the house for 5 months. It was built in 1980 but there was no history of former owners. Before the investigation, I had been called by the wife and told of paranormal activity happening and wondering if I could get rid of the spirits that were bothering her and her family. She noticed scratches, very deep, on her back which she couldn’t have made herself, and her husband apparently had not done it either. She could hear talking in her ear at night, crying noises from an adult coming from her baby’s room at night, and gross vomiting sounds. Black shadow figures were seen and she could hear something walking around upstairs when they were all downstairs.

I decided to do a remote spirit removal from Edmonton for them. A remote removal is when I can’t be at that exact location, so I need to do it at home. I place myself in a meditative state, ask for protection from my angels and spirit guides and am able to see the spirit(s) causing the trouble. I saw an older male named Roger, who had been a farmer in the 1940’s to 1960’s. He used to kick the crap out of his wife and any animals on the farm that got in his way like the cats or dogs. They never had children because she always miscarried from the physical abuse. He would literally kick her in the abdominal area when she was pregnant. What a human monster. I was able to get him to go into the light and thought the problems at their house would be solved. Not so.

We were contacted again by this woman and told other things were happening and she was scared for herself and her children and she didn’t know what to do. The husband was not experiencing anything. It was apparently getting progressively worse, so we went down to do an investigation and remove whatever spirits were in the house.

We were joined on our investigation by our friends April, who is a psychic medium, and her husband Matt. We took our infrared video camera system, digital voice recorder, various digital cameras and our Gauss and EMF meters. Ben set up the video equipment with Matt and April and I went around the house trying to pick up what energies were there. We picked up on 2 male spirits, very negative, involved in some nasty practices. I could feel a circle like a pentagram that had been marked on the laundry room floor and erased off. I picked up on the fact that these young males were torturing and killing neighbourhood animals, taking illegal drugs, and trying to find power in a negative magick practice. Namely, black. Oooh, bad, bad, bad.

April could feel the one spirit and she didn’t like it. She said he was peeking in the basement at us. I could see his image; he was tall and thin and very nervous (like a tweaker on meth), early 20’s, medium brown hair, no facial hair, jeans, army green colored jacket. He was scared of me and curious about what April and I were doing.

I was trying to pick up on the second spirit. April couldn’t pick him up. Then I briefly saw his image. I knew he was overweight, had a bit of a moustache and sparse beard, black hair, pasty complexion, sloppily dressed, but I was getting a cloud of black fly-like things surrounding him preventing a proper psychic view.

At the time of this investigation, only the husband was present with us in the house. Our infrared video picked up some spirit orb activity and also this weird ethereal ribbon-like anomaly. I have never seen anything like this in all the years we have been investigating. It was undulating as it was traveling.

The moment April and I were in the basement in the process of removing the 2 male spirits, upstairs, the husband informed Ben and Matt he had 2 voice messages on his cell phone with no display number. The phone never rang and he was shocked when he retrieved the messages. He told us we needed to listen to them right away. The male spirits were trying very hard to scare the homeowner from removing them from his house. The sounds on each message were unholy male screaming, separate male voices on the messages. We did try to take into consideration that maybe some of this guy’s work colleagues were trying to play a trick on him. But the sounds are not physically human and for anyone to coordinate it with the exact time we were trying to remove the spirits would have been near impossible. The screams sound like they come from HELL. I don’t believe in Hell or demons, but I guess they were making their own hell on earth for themselves.

Before April and I heard these messages, we were still in the basement and I was trying to send the spirits into the light. The skinny one went into the light okay, I think he had always stayed because he was worried about consequences for the awful things he did when he was physical bodied.

The larger male was difficult to deal with. I asked for higher powers to give me direction on what to do. I was told to encircle him with a lasso of light and “they” would pull him in for us. When I conjured the rope of light, the spirit immediately turned into this huge, gross undulating mess of green goo gel. It was like a giant caterpillar moving. The huge rope light surrounded the entire wormy caterpillar thing. I didn’t say anything at the time, and April said she felt a gooey gel mess go by. Nice validation for what I had seen. I explained to her what this unearthly thing had looked like and how it moved into the light.

We went up to the living room and that was when they played the phone messages for us and then we both digitally voice recorded and video recorded the messages. This is what was in the basement with us. Was I scared? No. They couldn’t have harmed us and they were actually scared of ME. Ha ha.

Here`s the sound file: http://www.paranormalexplorers.com/audio/penhold-2-messages-only.mp3

Negative Spirits Are Attracted to Abuse Victims

I have found over the last couple of years that really negative spirits: rapists, child molesters, wife beaters; seem to be in the homes of people who have experienced past abuse. A fair number of people with bad spirit problems have admitted to being physically and/or sexually abused in their younger days. They give off an energy that attracts these particular spirits. I liken it to a “victim energy” that emanates from them, particularly if they have never had any counselling or assistance for their abuse.

There are those who call these nasty spirits, demons. They are not demons, (I personally do not believe in the concept of demons) they are simply people who have died and not crossed over and are just as evil in spirit as they were in body. They do everything from touching, pushing and whispering to appearing as black forms and horrifying visages.

When I come in contact with these spirits they very rarely communicate anything to me except threats and trying to appear frightening. They can’t do anything to me and I’m not scared so they can’t feed off my energy. The majority of these type of spirits do not want to voluntarily go into the light, but they have no choice because a higher power takes over and literally either pulls them in or vacuums them in to the light. The expressions I have seen on their faces are priceless – shock, surprise, and disbelief.

The people who are getting these spirits in their homes find it hard to believe sometimes that the spirits are gone and can be overly paranoid about noises and incidents that happen days after the removal. They need to get on with their life and not dwell on the past activity. If they haven’t faced their abuse problems or at least try to seek counselling, they can eventually wind up attracting another nasty spirit into their home.